liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
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oblyvian:

the bunny zodiac 

which one are you? i’m a gemini bunny 

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the world’s only consulting detective

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dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

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khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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fairiesandmilkshakes:

not sure if narnia or merlin cosplay (via janessa)

royalprat:

wryer:

Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)

this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.

its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY

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starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

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soniico:

feliciakainzandtorishai:

science side of tumblr, explain this please

gooey goo slippy on the dots.

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tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

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legendary 

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breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

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