toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
the bunny zodiac ✿☽
which one are you? i’m a gemini bunny ♡
one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)
this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.
its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY
science side of tumblr, explain this please
gooey goo slippy on the dots.
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…