t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

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the-lemon-is-in-play:

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nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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dicktouching:

curvyybetch:

If you didn’t watch this- you should. Yeah girl yeah

Y’ALL DIDN’T TELL ME SHE LITERALLY DID NOT FUCK UP A SINGLE STEP

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tordles:

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lumos5001:

One Dalek,

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Two Dalek,

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Red Dalek,

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Blue Dalek,

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Black Dalek,

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Blue Dalek,

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Old Daleks,

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New Daleks.

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This one has a little car.

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This one has a little scar.

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Say! What a lot of Daleks there are.

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Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.

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Some are old and some are new.

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Some are sad,

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and some are glad,

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But most are very, very bad.

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- based on One Fish, Two Fish by Dr. Seuss and for the Doctor Who Poetry Contest

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"We need you guys to eat in character"
Everyone: Wow I’m so tired from saving the city
RDJ: and almost dying
Hemsworth: FOOD

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

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beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

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openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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